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Argentina to Use Vanishing Spray for Free Kicks

refereeThe Argentine first division will debut a vanishing spray on free kicks, to prevent defensive walls from encroaching the ten-yard barrier with their customary shuffle.

Referees will carry a small aerosol can.  On free kicks they mark off ten yards and spray a white line.  The line disappears within a minute.

We propose that referees be allowed a can of mace as well to ward off dissenters.

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